B I T C H - P L E A S E

um-meme:

TOCA AQUI KKK

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redação: era   uma     vez       um       lindo     por           do        sol     dai       ele     era     lindo .


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pela atenção.



QUANDO EU CHEGO NO LIMITE DE POST

derpete:

(derpete)

Quando eu for adulto e tiver filhos, eu vou fazer um desses pra eles e perguntar se eles querem um pouco:

Eles vão ficar tipo

“Hum, não brigado”

E eu vou ficar tipo “Tem certeza disso?”

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“Tenho u-u”

“Certeza absoluta mesmo?”

“Sim”

“Okay, então eu vou comer.”

E eles vão ficar tipo

Pelo menos até eu cortar, aí a cara deles vai ser tipo

“Oh, agora você quer um pouco neah? Que pena”

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